posted March 12, 2004 10:47 AM           

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I got a real problem. I've got a thing for Baby Bop sexually. I tried to get a life-sized doll to play around with, even travelled to FAO Schwartz in NYC, but they are all small. But I did find a life-sized Baby Bop costume. So I invite over a girl who likes me and is kinda chunky when my family's away. She'd always complained that I paid no attention to her. I tell her I want her to put on the uniform, memorize Baby Bop tone of voice from a video I showed her and role play for me just like in an episode. I want her to put on a very short pink skirt and carry a big butterfly net that I bought. I put Barney and BJ in the window (actually dolls), just like in the episode. I want her to walk along, then I rip off her skirt and lacy panites and rape her from behind. Well, she not only ran out, she told a bunch of people at school. Now there's jokes everywhere. I can't take it, they're acting like I'm a a demented guy or something. What do I do??? Since the girl had the hots for me, I thought she would go along no problem.

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posted March 12, 2004 12:09 PM           

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Geoff, maybe you should try and control your urges a bit better. If you do this again, make usre the girl knows EXACTLY what's gonna happen first. This is not necessarily bad, unless it takes over your life or can ONLY perform sexually when baby bop is "present". This is just a fetishist tendency. Some people have foot fetishes, some have underpants fetishes, you have a Baby Bop fetish. I would suggest NOT trying to do this again for awhile, you know, so the kids at school don't kill you with sticks. Other than that, you could try to shove it the whole thing out of your mind-- if you want to. I gotta say, though, that's one odd fetish.

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posted March 13, 2004 03:31 AM           

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That's about the weirdest fetish I've ever heard of! Baby Bop's cute but not even a person.

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posted March 13, 2004 04:32 AM           

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You are fucked.

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posted March 13, 2004 10:58 AM           

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I think some of you guys and the guys at my school are getting way too judgemental. Don't we all have fantasies? Everyone calls me "kinky" now - wherever I go at school! It's terrible --- and I'm not kinky! I really hate that girl who wouldn't go along and ended up blabbing about it to everyone. What's wrong with her??? What can I do now?

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posted March 13, 2004 10:15 PM           

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Maybe she just realized that you are a huge, creepy douche bag?

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posted March 13, 2004 10:33 PM           

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That has to be made up. No one can possibley be that deranged

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posted March 13, 2004 11:43 PM           

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stupid fucker.

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posted March 14, 2004 07:29 AM           

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Look, you may not consider yourself a pervert or kinky guy, but this is unusual to to say the least. First of all, I think you need to be in long-term, intensive therapy to understand what you have this unhealthy desire and rechannnel your sexual longings in a more constructive, conventional direction. Baby Bop is not even a human being! A relationship is something that is supposed to be a partnership between equals, usually leading to children.

Secondly, I think you need to apologize to the poor girl, not find a way to get even. She obviously freaked when you told her you wanted her to act our Baby Bop, even imitate the voice. She had genunie affection for you and did not want to end up as this kind of prop. She did nothing wrong. You also should not refer to her as "chunky."

Thirdly, you might want to keep quiet about these sexual longings around school. It'll make the rest of your time there a little easier.

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posted March 14, 2004 07:56 AM           

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Please. Dont be embarassed. Just apply to join the DKFA (Disgustingly Kinky Fetish Association). You'll enjoy the luxuries of our costume closet, our pools, sex room, and feel free to hang out with other fetish memers such a popeye, jo-jo the circus boy, superman, and starsky and hutch. Just "head" on over to www.dkfa.com to apply!

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posted March 14, 2004 09:16 AM           

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Jesus hates you.

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posted March 14, 2004 04:40 PM           

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geoff..
dont feel bad..ill be your hot kinky baby bop..lolbut only if you promise rape... that is, dressed up as Draco Malfoy, with a vibrating broomstick that is.......
FREAKY FETISHES KICK ASS!!!!!
RPG KICKS ASS AS WELL!!
arella~~~
"hot guys are like everlasting gobstoppers, you can suck em' and suck em' and suck em' and they never get smaller!!!!"

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posted March 14, 2004 09:54 PM           

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After looking around the web for similar fetishes, I think you may have had some kind of attachment disorder from a stuffed baby bop as a kid. Maybe if you had a normal relationship with a girl, but incorporated Baby Bop into it by using the doll to stroke each other, that would put you back on a normal track.

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posted March 14, 2004 11:10 PM           

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Nope. You're a pervert. Get used to the idea.

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posted March 15, 2004 09:10 AM           

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Are you trying to get a little "tail" from Baby Bop? (Get it? Baby Bop has a tail)!!

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

I have a fetish for wall calendars and nude smoke alarms!!!!!!!!

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