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B'harneii is annoying; we know that, and I'm sure you do too. But there's more than that.
In our fictional and role-play (satire) universe, B'harneii is evil incarnate. He's overmarketed in an attempt by his minions on Earth, the Lyons Group, to desensitise us from his evil. B'harneii is a very dangerous extra-dimensional being hellbent on destroying the world in which we live in, and using it as a playground of sorts for his equally evil "Special Friends," which include B*by B*p, B*J*, and various Loved Ones and Sponge-Minions.
In reality, B'harni teaches numerous things that we feel are highly dangerous to children. For example, in one episode he refers to "a stranger as a friend you haven't met" which obviously leaves kids open for all sorts of freaks and wierdos out there these days. In another, he has the kids go out and actually CATCH BEES. Only AFTER one of them gets stung does he say anything about it. Naturally, if a child is allergic to bee stings, this is also highly dangerous. What will the child remember after the show--the fun and glee of chasing the bees, or what happens if you DO catch one? These are only the tip of the iceberg. Join us, email us, or read further discussion on the subject.
There are the Massive Morphine Puker Strangers (aka Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers). These people are allies of B'harneii, and are the equally sickening and cheesy show that children graduate to when B'harneii goes looking for younger victims. Phasers set to kill for these bozos.
There is alt dot bigfoot (aka the 'footers). They invade unsuspecting newsgroups, like rec.pets.cats, alt.flame, alt.evil and our beloved alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die for shits and giggles and post really feeble "flames," if you can call them that. We've trounced them outrepeatedly and will do so again if deemed necessary.
Henry McDaniel III and his "New Jihad" or "New Mecca" also fall into the category of Empire enemies. Mr. McDaniel wishes to create his own little Jihad and dominate the world with it, with you-know-who in charge. McDaniel has tried many times to divide the Jihad with his mythical claims of superiourity. He has advocated real-life violence against anyone who likes B'harni, which is neither our ideal nor our goal.
Blockbuster Video ( written by Centurion Cerberus ) - First of all, a lot of the marketing strategy that they teach their Cust. Service Reps is geared towards kids. To quote a Store Mgr at a meeting when discussing prebooks of _Aristocats_, "If you've got the kids, you've got the parents, and they have the money."
Pretty disgusting, huh? They place the candy and kids' stuff in highly visible areas all over the store so that the parents can't walk more than 5 meters without the kids screaming for something or other.
Plus, they sold Santa B'Harnii plushies over last Xmas season. I had to stare those li'l bastards in the plushy eyes every night for 3 months, until we sold them all.
So basically, they gear themselves partially towards the kids, billing themselves as a 'family store'...and yet, they have flicks like 'Animal Instincts 3: The Seductress' not 4 meters from the Kids' new releases. Can you say double-standard??
Basically, they're another prime example of the exploitive commercialism that has become a trademark of our society, and is the cornerstone of empires like B'harnii, and Saban Inc.
Last but not lest, there's "Ennio Phillips" who attempted to subvert the Empire for his own causes, usurp control, and throw out the Fleet Commander. He failed, and paid for it.
Enough for now; I'd like to return to Base Delta.
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