All field studies have found that the result in instant despongification on targets and/or extreme intoxication. :)=
Clips: 20 pellets
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Clearix[tm] is a specially engineered chemical from my laboritories. By volume, it has 4x the strength of LSD in terms if its ability to affect targets. Fortunately, Clearix[tm] is cheap and easy to produce due to a pro- cess that I invented.
Single shot mode is machined so that one plasma bolt is released for every pull of the trigger. Burst mode releases 10 bolts in .05 seconds to- wards a target. Continuous stream mode disables the parsing mechanisms of the rifle and releases the full content of the energy pack in a steady stream. Namely, one bolt will leave the rifle even 0.01 seconds for a maximum of 5 seconds--a full clip,and the rifles max heat capacity. (Note: It is not advisable to empty a full clip unless your hands are protected by battle armor or some other means, as the rifle will get extremely hot from such output.)
A high resolution scope is mounted on top of the rifle is facilitate long range shooting and sniping. The scope of machined so that where the cross-hairs meet at a dot, that will be the center of the plasma field.
Mounted underneath the main rifle is a compact grenade launcher designed to fire several different types of rounds. The launcher can be operated by 2 different mechanism. First, grenades can be fired by means of pump action while the plasma rifle in engaged. Second, a switch on the launcher allows you to fires grenades automatically by pulling the trigger. This is available in single shot mode only.
Plasma Range: 1500m
Plasma Clips: 500 bolts
Type & Range & Number of Clips
Regular 250m 80
High Explosive 225m 30
Armor Piercing 200m 60
Incinderary 175m 50
A.P., Incinderary 150m 40
A.P., Incin., Hi. Ex. 125m 20
It is highly recommended that for the more powerful shells, the Jihaddi be either equiped with BattleArmor or be cybernetic in nature due the magnit- ude of kickback.
Also, the P.A.W. comes with a chest belt that hold 20 shells standard.
Note: The stock of the rifle is specially engineered to transfer kick- back shock down the stock of the rifle, rather than into a Jihaddi's arm and shoulder. However, this is only effective on the less powerful shells.
Table of Available Shells:
Type & Range
High Explosive* 350m
Armor Piercing 275m
A.P., Incin. 225m
* Much either be gyro mounted, equiped w/ BattleArmor, of cybnetic to use. Normal human would probably get their arm broken from useage.
For a sponge to escape, it must eat through the bubble gum, or tear it apart w/ it's hand. The bubble gum is mixed w/ a chemical similar to D.M.S.O. which only allows the sugar to be absorbed into the blood stream. In either case, the result is despongification from mass sugar infusion. in the event that the sponge does not fight back, it will be suffocated by the bubble gum wad and die.
Ammo: Clips of 4 rounds
The suit stands at 8 feet in height, and weights roughly 1200 lbs. (This is including a weight allowance for the pilot). As such, ground pressure for this suit will be very high (stay on the ground, don't even TRY going up on roofs with this thing). It moves rather quickly for such a heavy suit (running speed of 40 mph) and provides high reflex boosting (The suit directly reacts to the pilot through a neural uplink, and has even faster reaction time than the wearer of the suit).
The suit is equiped with radar, IR, thermograph, 50x vision magnification, audio amplification, audio and video flash compensators (keeps bright lights and explosions from deafening the wearer), laser rangefinders, radar/laser/microwave detectors, radio suite w/ scrambler, and laser communications.
The armor worn by the WoA (given the tenative name of crystalline jihadium) is more or less impregnable by any form of light arms, and most vehicle mounted weapons can do little more than dent it. TOW IIs and similar ATGMs have the best chance of pentrating the armor, as do heavy railguns (although the armor can bounce 4mm and smaller slugs).
Weaponry: The main gun is a rotary railgun (3mm) mounted above the left shoulder. Secondary weapons include a 14.7mm HMG in the right forearm, a 30mm rapid fire grenade launcher in the left leg, a quad barrel Big-Mac attacker in the left wrist (Quadruple beef Big-Mac, anybody?), an epoxy sprayer in the right leg, 2 kilos of gelatinite (EXTREMELY explosive jello) and a sprayer for the same in the right wrist, retractable lightning claws (mark II) in each hand, Three BRPs (Burst ripple packs, basically an anti-personelle device which launches a flechette storm in a 60 degree cone, each one has a three shot capacity) mounted on the back, and one on the chest. The suit also has an optional greatsword (molydenum/tungsten alloy, Jihaddium or Owsenite available on request).
Notes: The suits "muscle" fibers are capable of carrying weights 2600 Kg with little encumbarence, and can dead lift 5200 Kg and hold it for about 30 sec. before the muscle fibers "fatigue".
The pilot's compartment can support a trooper of up to 125 Kg in wieght and has emergency life support (wearer can last 36 hours in a hostile environment). The pilot's compartment is airtight and can function in deep-space or underwater (max. safe dive = 2.25 Km)
The prototype suits are powered by rechargable power cells (far less costly than a fusion turbine). Each suit has effective battle field life of 48 hours before needed a recharge.
This LETHAL device was developed after a run with a squad of spongies at the local Taco Bell. There I realised that the spork, though small and unassuming, is one of the deadliest weapons EVER designed by man. I have improved this supreme killing device to make it THE definitive close-combat weapon of choice.
First, the blade itself. The spork is made of a Jihaddium/molybdenum alloy, with the actual spork and tine edges being monomolecular. Add to this The high-frequency force-field surrounding the mono-edges, making the activated vibro-spork virtually indestructible and able to slice through almost any known substance (along with automatically cleaning the spork). The micronized force-field generator is powered by mini-fusion batteries, each one good for up to one month of regular combat usage.
The handle is made of silver plated titanium/Jihaddium, allowing for a light weight, very durable, yet elegant dinnerware.
The handle also contains a compass, 50 ft. of nylon cord, 3 fish hooks, a cord saw, a magnesium lighter, and a pouch for up to five (5) Vivarin (or, more likely, caffiene concentrate) tablets.
Desc: An all-purpose carbine, able to fire in many different dimensions. Also able to fire in space, with a built in kick damper. Fires an assortment of rounds, and is even to fire different clibres. Standard clip is 500 rounds, and is able to empty this in around 3 secs. Underneath it has a pump fire plasma grnede launcher.
M5 Standard 300yd
M5 Explosive 100yd
M5 Armor Piercing 150yd
M5 Anti-Personnel 100yd
Note: Anit Personnel area boring slug. They are filled with c4, that detonates in the target. Mail for details.
M5 Incendiary 200yd
--Hover engine, with a max height of 500ft above ground level, and a max cruising speed of 130MPH. Optional afterburn provides a boost up to 500MPH (HANG ON!!!)
--MicroNuke(tm) fusion reactor and molecular distortion battery, providing propulsive drive and power for the tactical systems.
--Armored fairing and body
--Shields (5-in Durasteel equiv.)
--Kick ass stereo system
--subspace and EM communications
--paintjob and trim of your choice, no charge. (Extra customization available at extra charge)
Overall, the weapons and equipment loadout on these is very flexible. Almost any need can be accomodated with minimal trouble.
The JihadWing comes in three flavors:
---The FoodWing: Complete with full saddlebag and trunk set, can act as a mobile mess hall-delivery system, or an assault vehicle. Hardpoint-mounted on the fairing are twin BurgerMasterBlasters and a Jello-Shard Cannon. A SuperShakerSoaker is optionally mounted on a swivel on the trunk, with the trunk & saddlebags acting as supply tanks for the SSS. Provides food, fun, and enjoyment for all! (Except SM's, until they have been despongified.)
---The GhostWing: Equipped with a full WEDJEE cloaking system and sound suppression mods, this one can act as a recon vehicle to scout for SM activity. Its weaponry is limited to twin M61A1 20mm "Vulcan" cannons, and a small laser cannon mounted in the fairing. SM-Seeker Missile racks are available, but will increase chances of detection.
---The DarkWing: This baby has so much destructive capability, it makes The Terminator think twice. Resplendently fitted with twin Particle Beam Cannons (fairing-mounted) and multiple-use missile racks (allowing you to choose the ordnance for ANY occasion) the DarkWing is ready to kick some major Spongin arse any day! Other weapons are available, but may decrease maneuverability and speed.
V.O.I.V.O.D. (also the name of a kewl Montreal metal band that sings about Alien Vampires and stuff)
The VOIVOD is a modified 1968 Cadillac Hearse. The paint job is solid black (with das Uber-Gloss effect), the body panels and frame are made from a Jihaddium/titanium alloy (the prototype was constructed of titanium/aluminum), and has been lowered by 3 inches (no skateboarding, though). This rather large, rather sinister looking vehicle is a battle wagon, plan and simple. Two full VOIVODs have been produced, and one prototype is still in existence. More of the full model VOIVODs can be produced by special request.
Dimensions: BIGxBIGxBIG Wgt: Heavy (full vers: VERY heavy)
Engine/powerplant: The prototype was powered using a supercharged 454 big block engine with 2 four barrel carbs and a LOT of standard-type petrochem (although it baulked at anything with less than 92 octane). The two full production models run off of a CT8P fusion reactor, which produces @ peak 3.9 gigavolts (that's a lot of volts).
Performance: The Prototype had a 0-60 of 6.5 sec. The full version is capable of running from 0-120 in the same amout of time (Note: The full version is over twice as heavy as the prototype). The prototype had a top speed of 150 mph, whereas the full version has been clocked at 265 mph and the driver still had about an inch of pedal left. See below for avionics package.
Weapons: The prototype was not outfitted with weapons, since it was designed to test the structure and performance aspects of the vehicle. The full version can accept up to ten standard WEDJEE weapon modules.
The weapons are controlled by an advanced weapons control expert-system (I'm still touchy about full self-aware AIs).
NOTE: 4 weapons modules can replaced with vectored thrust drives and the avionics required to have a fully-functional flight package... although the flight capacity of the VOIVOD is still under testing>.
Also, the back of the vehicle can be used as a comm suite, a mobile command center, a troop transport (can hold 6 soldiers in full gear comfortably) or as a party wagon/de-spongification clinic (the prototype had 24 Volcano 18" sub-woofers mounted in the rear compartment and a fridge full of Guiness (the beer that drinks like a meal) cold pizza (extra meat), and amoretto cherry jubilee ice cream).
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