7) Who are you guys, anyways?

Who are we? All Doberman Pinschers, owners thereof, and other individuals who petition the High Council for membership.

(Read: All Doberman Pinschers and their owners and others, all of whom must petition the High Council for membership or join via an invitation extended by the Fleet Commander. Ergo, if you do not petition, are not invited, or are rejected, you are NOT a member of the Doberman Empire. Therefore, Dr.(Dis)Honorable and Mikie are NOT Dobermensch, though they have claimed to be.)

Enough for now; I'd like to return to Base Delta.

Continue on to part 8 of the FAQ

---Fleet Commander Aurelius Invid Manticore Samhain